Mustard, Relish and Sedition
Kim Jong Un is no towering figure of reason;
And North Korean logic is anything but Grecian.
So if you serve up a hotdog
You’ll wind up in the gulag,
Arrested and charged with high treason.
Kim Jong Un is no towering figure of reason;
And North Korean logic is anything but Grecian.
So if you serve up a hotdog
You’ll wind up in the gulag,
Arrested and charged with high treason.

Playbook: “The simplest and most important reason for the country’s expected return to a peaceful transfer of presidential power is that Trump actually won this presidential election, unlike the last one. As a result, he and his Republican allies have not mounted a public campaign of lies in an effort to mislead his supporters into thinking that he won, and they haven’t lobbied Republican elected officials to try to get them to throw the election to him anyway, as they did after the 2020 election. (Oh, there will also be much more security tomorrow, too.)”
“But even if tomorrow’s congressional certification goes off without a hitch, there is no question that the events on Jan. 6 four years ago — and the legal system’s response to them — will continue to loom large in American history and politics, and that they will continue to shape our perception and understanding of some major political figures.”
So the peaceful transfer of power is underway.
Their guy won, so the 2024 election was okay.
At the Capitol there’s no bear gas
Or whup ass or tear gas,
So have a Happy Insurrection Day!