Month: May 2024
Trump Says Judge Merchan Hates Him
“The judge hates Donald Trump. Just take a look. Take a look at him. Take a look at where he comes from. He can’t stand Donald Trump. He’s doing everything in his power.”
— Donald Trump, outside the courthouse yesterday, referring to Judge Juan Merchan who moved to Queens from Bogota, Colombia when he was 6 years old.
What the Hell, Haley?
So marks the end of Nikki Haley’s “zombie campaign.”
The 20 percent who voted for her did so in vain.
Though she didn’t endorse him,
She did say she’d vote for him,
But Nikki, to Donald Trump they’re one in the same.
RFK Jr. Not Sure What His VP Pick Is Doing
“I ran into her yesterday.”
“Almost exactly a month after introducing Nicole Shanahan as his vice-presidential pick in a carefully choreographed Bay Area extravaganza, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. still seemed a bit unclear on exactly how his running mate was spending her time,” the Washington Post reports. “He offered some vague reassurances that the woman he had recently chosen to potentially sit just a heartbeat from the presidency was ‘working on every issue’ and ‘doing a lot of podcasts’ — and that while he couldn’t say ‘exactly what her schedule is,’ he was ‘very happy with what she’s doing.’”
Trump Trial a Windfall for Pro Line-Standers
$60/hour
NBC News: Professional line-standers are a growing part of the gig economy. But the criminal trial of a former president accused of illegally covering up hush money payments to a porn star has translated into a windfall for people who get paid to wait — and who, as the trial goes on, have increasingly been hired by members of the general public with no stake in the trial other than curiosity.
One Wobbly Donald
We watched as Wobbly Donald wallowed in odium,
Maybe, like RFK Jr., he’s got a brain plasmodium.
In his speech at the NRA,
He stumbled, mumbled and swayed,
During his wrestling match with a left-leaning podium.
Biden Campaign Posts Video of Trump Going Silent for 30 Seconds during Pro-Gun Rally
BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile. pic.twitter.com/QTa5qKNy8H
— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) May 19, 2024


