Donald’s pushing hard to drum up support for his healthcare bill,
But he’s finding there’s not a lot of conservative will on the Hill.
So they tweak a provision here,
Then bump up a subsidy there,
But no matter what they do, it’s still a bitter, bitter pill.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
