Day: September 11, 2014
Don’t Do the Crime Unless Your Girlfriend Will Do the Time
Some people would call it chivalry, some people call it sexism — that the man should come forward and not let the woman do time on his behalf.
— U.S. District Judge Robert Scola, quoted by the Miami Herald, who gave former Rep. David Rivera’s (R-FL) friend, Ana Alliegro, a one-year jail sentence.
Study in Stupidity
In middle school no assignment is fitter
Than the study of historical figures.
But in D.C. they’ve assigned
Seventh graders to find
Comparisons between George W. Bush and Hitler!


