At CPAC, Sarah ‘Boo Boo’ Palin Reads a Joke About Obama Using Teleprompters from a Teleprompter, Closes By Taking a Swig from a Big Gu’p of Go-Go Juice
At CPAC, Sarah ‘Boo Boo’ Palin Reads a Joke About Obama Using Teleprompters from a Teleprompter, Closes By Taking a Swig from a Big Gu’p of Go-Go Juice
At the CPAC 2013 clown show, Palin reads a joke from a teleprompter in which she smears Pres. Obama for using a teleprompter. She gets away with stunts like this because the lamestream media is too lazy and exhausted to cover the blizzard of lies, disinformation and hypocrisy she spews. As regular readers of these pages know, Sarah Palin has a career-long teleprompter addiction, which we have documented in a slideshow on Facebook titled GOP Teleprompter Addiction. This obsession of hers is only of interest because, despite her own reliance on teleprompters (or, in at least one instance, notes she scribbled on her hand), she makes hay about the president’s use of teleprompters whenever she can. This resonates with her half-witted, low-info fans, of course, because it plays into their deeply held racist-oriented belief that Pres. Obama is not smart enough to think on his feet because he’s, you know, black. (When they see him speaking extemporaneously during town hall discussions or news conferences, they simply turn their minds off.)
Palin did it again at CPAC this weekend. As usual, the lamestream media ignored her shenanigans — noting hypocrisy this base is beneath them, apparently, or maybe they’re just too lazy and reporting on Palin’s blizzard of lies and misinformation is exhausting.
The good news is, Wonkette sent a special correspondent called Prommie Promzerelli into CPAC over the weekend who also noticed Palin’s teleprompter hypocrisy:
Yes, the nastiest of nasty, most vile and reviled, wretched, snarky, winky, full of herself, queen of all idiotic smugness, Sarah Palin was our noon time “speaker.”
Palin threw a lot of raw meat and big gulps at the crowd, and they ate it allll up, despite the fact that it was so unfresh it could have starred in a Massengill ad. Because, seriously, it was the same old tired shit. Sarah tossed out all of her old favorites: Obama’s takin’ our guns! Hey Crowd! Where’s the liberal media? We got some surveyor marks for you guys, why dontcha stand up? Where are you liars? Sidenote — honestly, it is sort of terrifying to be called out in a crowd full of rabble rousers when your rabble is the one they are actually getting whipped up to rouse. It just is.
She also went kinda slutty, “Todd’s got the gun and I’ve got the rack!” Gross. Then Sister Sarah skirted into Birther territory when she said “Obama wants background checks before we can exercise our 2nd Amendment rights, but maybe we should have had a background check on Obama first!!!” HEY! THAT’S a new idea! Why hasn’t ANYONE vetted the now second-term President and his Kenyan background? Like, Ever? It’s almost as bad as that time when John McCain chose a vice presidential candidate after some cursory googling by his staff.
At the end of her speech at CPAC 2013, Palin took a swig from a Big Gulp, which proved to be an unintentional homage to another beauty queen and tea party princess, Honey Boo Boo Child (on the left).Apropos of nothing, in the middle of some nonsense about the Senate’s inability to pass a Federal Budget, Sarah, suffering from class-less-ness-envy, gratuitously invoked Joe Wilson’s apparently ubiquitous “YOU LIE!” with her ever-present self-satisfied sneer, and the crowd, of course, went wild with that rancid meat nugget. Palin also paid prop comedy homage to the smarter and much better coiffed Carrot Top, when she pulled out her Big Gulp, just to show that crowd that she was not about to give a shit about guidelines for healthy living, and she was ever so proud of her fatty-bratty behavior. We are just lucky she didn’t do a little Honey Boo Boo belly squish for good measure.
But, her most ridiculous moment of all ridiculousness had to be when the jabbering hockey-momming-lip-glossing-pit-grizzley-bullying 2008 reject read an Obama-Teleprompter joke, throwing out there a tired four-year old remark to the effect, “Hey Mr. President, its time to step away from the teleprompter and do your job.” Nothing new here, just some old rotted raw meat for the crowd, like the rest of her speech, but the amazing thing was, she read her Obama teleprompter joke FROM A TELEPROMPTER.
Yes, just before she was to take her turn with the talky-hatey thing, something very odd happened, for the first time all day. The stage crew appeared and set up … teleprompters. NO ONE had used them up to this point, they weren’t even on or near the stage for anyone else at all. Not even Michele “one L, two crazy eyes” Bachmann had used a teleprompter til then, but Sarah had to have them, because her speech was too long to have written on her hands. Talk about your choots-pah!
But that’s our always self aware Sarah, READ A JOKE ABOUT HOW LAME IT IS FOR OBAMZ TO USE TELEPROMPTERZZZ, from a teleprompter. Because she is the worst and stupid and wrong and dumb. And evil. Don’t forget evil, also too.
If you’re unfamiliar with Honey Boo-Boo’s Go-Go Juice, here’s a video that will clear it up for you in one minute and 33 seconds:
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As regular readers of these pages know, Sarah Palin has a career-long teleprompter addiction, which we have documented in a slideshow on Facebook titled GOP Teleprompter Addiction. This obsession of hers is only of interest because, despite her own reliance on teleprompters (or, in at least one instance, notes she scribbled on her hand), she makes hay about the president’s use of teleprompters whenever she can. This resonates with her half-witted, low-info fans, of course, because it plays into their deeply held racist-oriented belief that Pres. Obama is not smart enough to think on his feet because he’s, you know, black. (When they see him speaking extemporaneously during town hall discussions or news conferences, they simply turn their minds off.)
And she got all dressed up, in her zipped up sweatshirt and jeans, for the speech. Too bad no one told her that Obama isn’t running for anything. She might have come up with more relevant points.