So Long, Cowpokes
In the days after the GOP’s electoral beating,
Came a sound from the west — a plaintive bleating.
Was it a weather event
Or a wrath heaven-sent?
No, ’twas just the sound of Texas, seceding.
In the days after the GOP’s electoral beating,
Came a sound from the west — a plaintive bleating.
Was it a weather event
Or a wrath heaven-sent?
No, ’twas just the sound of Texas, seceding.