Month: April 2012
Obama Camp Strikes Romney for ‘Out of Touch’ Comment
Romney trying to say someone’s out of touch is a little difficult when he’s shopping for car elevators.
— Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, quoted by Politico.
Miami’s Cuban Community Still Has a Short Fuse
In his nine years as a big-league manager, Guillen has spit out insult after insult in his blunt style, offending, among others, gays, opponents of illegal immigration and even fellow Venezuelans. Guillen has managed to get away with his polarizing screeds by offering up contrition after the fact. But not even Guillen can hug the third rail of Miami discourse — praising Cuban leader Fidel Castro — without paying a steep price.
— The Miami Herald, reporting that the Miami Marlins — facing local boycotts and demonstrations by outraged Cuban exiles — announced the suspension of manager Ozzie Guillen for five games effective immediately after he told Time magazine that he has respect for and “loves” Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
No Home Run
You’d think a baseball manager would know
There are certain lines in Miami one must toe.
If there’s someone you’re snubbin’,
Best make sure they’re not Cuban —
Oh, and never say you “love” Fidel Castro!
It’s Over, Olbermann!
I’ll admit to having once been a fan,
Feigning outrage when he got the can.
But now that Al Gore
Has decreed, “No more!”
Will we finally be rid of Keith Olbermann?


