Government of One
Gov. Rick Scott’s used to getting his way,
He doesn’t care what the lawmakers say.
When he gets out of bed
The first thought in his head:
“Well, who am I going to piss off today?”
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
