Incumbents from Both Parties Turning to Shenanigans to Win
Antic weirdness is infecting the midterm elections in the form of manipulative shenanigans being pulled by incumbents in both parties seeking to dilute the effects of a disenchanted electorate. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
First, there was the Alvin Greene story in South Carolina. Like Venus from Zeus, he sprang fully formed from the forehead of some Republican political operative who passed him the do-re-me required to enter the South Carolina Senate primary. He didn’t campaign, is up on a felony charge, is unemployed, probably brain-damaged and yet more than 100,000 South Carolina voters — at least some of whom don’t really exist — voted for him and now he’s the Democratic candidate for Jim DeMint’s Senate seat.
Most of those who voted for Greene said they thought they were voting for legendary singer the Reverend Al Green. But then, that’s South Carolina for you.
Next came allegations that U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) has, like Dr. Frankenstein, created a female Tea Party candidate from leftover parts of a “quasi-paralegal assistant who works in a law office” and part-time pollster named Victoria Torres to siphon off Republican votes from his opponent in November. As with Greene, Torres appeared out of nowhere and declared herself a candidate running for the Tea Party, despite protestations from actual Tea Party members that there actually is no such thing as the Tea Party party, that it’s just a political movement, not a party.
Right. Tell Sarah Palin that.


The “small people” — middle-class and low-income people in the United States and abroad — who saw their income and the value of their assets slashed during 2009, the first full year of the Bush Recession, may have wondered where all that money went.
