According to North Carolina State Board of Elections, voter registration for the 9,061,032 residents in the tenth largest state looks like this:
| Democratic: | 2,809,860 |
| Republican: | 1,982,321 |
| Libertarian: | 2,783 |
| Unaffiliated: | 1,370,717 |
| Total: | 6,165,681 |
Of course, the question is who will the 1.3 million unaffiliateds vote for.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
