If the unthinkable happens and if the president and everyone in the Capitol Building for the State of the Union speech were to be killed tonight, the “designated survivor — the cabinet member kept off premises so that he or she can assume the presidency — is Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Holy shit! How do you find these things out? Do you have a safe room and how many will it hold?
AG Torquemada