New word: Here’s a new term for the OED — get “cheneyed,” which means to get inebriated. To get properly cheneyed, you should:
1. Drink until intoxicated.
2. Accidentally shoot someone.
3. Lie about your actions.
Most people skip step 2.
(Variation: “Get cheney-eyed.” As in: “After that twelfth beer, Dick was positively cheney-eyed.”)
Connect:
Does there exist a picture of Dick Cheney where he doesn’t look maniacal?
Maybe when Trick-shot Dick turned abruptly, was blinded by the setting Texas sun, and fired his shotgun…he for a moment thought he was looking at Sen. Patrick Leahy. BAM!!
I wonder if Bush/Cheney got elected twice because so many people got cheneyed on election day and weren’t thinking clearly. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
HEAVEN FORBID! I wouldn’t want to look like that SOB! THEM GOOGLE EYES ! DOES IT FOR ME! MY ASS WOULD MAKE HIM A SUNDY FACE —AT LEAST IT WOULD BE SMARTER THAN HIM AND THE BUSH TOGETHER