Judith Miller Goes from Jail to Sail

Ship of fools: Editor&Publisher reports that former NYT reporter and jailbird Judith Miller is now sailing on board luxury cruise line Silversea Cruises as a guest lecturer, part of the line’s “Written Word” enrichment program, according to an article in Travel Agent, the newsweekly of that industry. The blog Gawker spotted the item earlier today.

“Miller is on board the Silver Wind this week on a voyage from Ushuaia, Argentina to Valparaiso, Chile,” Travel Agent revealed. Miller is lecturing on a federal shield law to protect journalists and the U.S. involvement in the Middle East.

Poll: Most Folks AWOL from War on Xmas

Merry ambivalence and happy apathy: The latest national survey by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press, conducted among 1,502 adults from Dec. 7-11, found the public is not overly concerned by the controversy over Christmas greetings and holiday displays:

  • By a substantial 60%-23% margin the public does prefer “Merry Christmas” to non-religious welcomes such as “Season’s Greetings.” But given the choice, a 45% plurality says it does not matter much either way.
  • More Americans are bothered, at least to some degree, by the commercialization of Christmas (52%) than by opposition to the display of religious symbols in public places (35%).
  • A great majority of Americans (83%) say displays of Christmas symbols should be allowed in public places. But fewer than half (44%) approve of Christmas symbols being displayed alone, without Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and other holiday symbols.
  • A Gallup Poll on the same topic found that when asked if it bothered them “when stores use the words ‘Merry Christmas’ on their displays at this time of year instead of ‘Happy Holidays’ or ‘Season’s Greetings,'” nearly all the respondents (97%) said it did not. But just 68% said they weren’t bothered in the opposite situation; 32% said they were annoyed when stores said “Happy Holidays” or “Season’s Greetings” instead of “Merry Christmas.”

War on Xmas Moves to House Floor, Gets Sillier

Saving Baby Jesus: Having balanced the national budget, developed an exit strategy for the Iraq War, ended poverty in America and fixed the education system, the U.S. House of Representatives has turned its attention to … Christmas.

Rep. Jo Ann Davis, R-Va., sought passage Wednesday night of a resolution expressing support for “the symbols and traditions of Christmas.”

The House could vote on the largely symbolic resolution as early as today, but it has started aheated partisan culture clash in the House. While conservative Republicans predictably applaud the measure, many Democrats are critical of the resolution, claiming it is religiously insensitive.

The Daily Press of Hampton Roads, Va., reported that Davis, an outspoken Christian conservative from Gloucester, said she was spurred to act after seeing news reports of retailers telling their employees to wish customers a “happy holiday,” instead of “Merry Christmas,” and schools forbidding everything from Christmas plays to Santa Claus.

“Christmas has been declared politically incorrect,” Davis told colleagues on the House floor. “Any sign or even mention of Christmas in public can lead to complaints, litigation, protests and threats. America’s favorite holiday is being twisted beyond recognition.”

The resolution, if adopted, would simply put the House on record as supporting the use of Christmas symbols and traditions, and opposing “attempts to ban references to Christmas.”

Apparently the Flaming Spirit of the Lord drove her to do it: “It was just something that was burning inside me. At what point did Christmas become so offensive?”

But Democrats protested that Congress has no business praising one religious holiday over others. The war of words has led to some twisted rhetoric and really funny quotes:

“I’m offended by this,” said Rep. Gary Ackerman, D-N.Y., who’s Jewish. “You’ve drawn me out. Why not protect my symbols?”

Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y, asked Davis to amend her resolution to include symbols of other holidays, such as Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, but Davis refused.

“The attack has not been on the menorah or any symbols of the other religions,” Davis said, referring to the Jewish candelabrum used to celebrate Hanukkah. “I will leave it as the resolution stands.”

The divisive public battle appeared to surprise Davis, a Republican and member of the Assembly of God church. “I didn’t realize there would be some opposition, but apparently, there is,” she said before the House floor debate.

An amended version of her resolution, which expressed support for Christmas symbols “for those who celebrate Christmas,” did little to dampen the opposition.

“You can always tell when the right wing is in trouble,” said Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Calif., who’s Presbyterian. “They invariably cook up some kind of culture war.”

U.S. Rep. Robert C. “Bobby” Scott, D-Newport News, opposed Davis’ resolution as a largely meaningless exercise. He said it masked what he suggested were immoral decisions by Congress to cut food stamps and Medicaid for the poor while cutting taxes for the wealthy. “What really needs to be protected is not the symbols of Christmas but the spirit of Christmas,” Scott said. “We ought to express our passion for Christmas through deeds, not words.”

Conservatives insisted that the measure was needed to combat what they described as a growing assault on religious free speech. “There is a war against Christmas,” said Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, R-Fla., who’s Catholic. “Our children can’t sing Christmas carols. They can only sing holiday tunes.”

But the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said, “This is possibly the silliest bill ever presented to the United States Congress. If they honestly think there’s some kind of war against Santa Claus or the baby Jesus, they are just not getting out enough.”

2005’s 10 Biggest Public Relations Blunders

Spin out: Fineman PR of San Francisco has compiled its 11th annual collection of PR blunders for 2005:

CRUISE, OUT-OF-CONTROL
Tom Cruise’s “War of the Worlds” press tour blew up on the Today show after he got on his Scientology soap box and lit into host Matt Lauer. Cruise’s diatribe against psychiatry included criticizing Brooke Shields for the medication she received during her post-pregnancy depression. The press jumped all over Cruise, and so did Shields. In a New York Times op-ed, Shields called his remarks “a disservice to mothers everywhere.” Cruise’s other bizarre antics in ’05, including Oprah Winfrey’s sofa jumping escapade to show his love for actress Katie Holmes, also earned him public ridicule. “Sure They’re in Love — with Publicity,” headlined the Boston Globe. PR Week said, “The more you jump up and down about it, the less people believe it’s the real thing.”

PAT ROBERTSON’S DIPLOMACY
Uncle Sam’s relations with oil-rich Venezuela worsened after televangelist Pat Robertson suggested the U.S. “take out” its president, Hugo Chavez. The rather un-Christian comments ignited fire and brimstone from the world’s press and lent credibility to Chavez’ contention that President Bush, somewhat of an evangelical in his own right, is out to get him. “He is that rare preacher who has invited the nation not to pray together, but to prey together,” wrote Tom Teepen in the San Jose Mercury News.

UAW UNWELCOMES MARINES
Organized labor is having enough trouble without alienating the U.S. Marines. United Auto Workers President Ron Gettelfinger barred Marine reservists from the UAW parking lot if they drove foreign-made cars or sported pro-Bush bumper stickers. The Marines had parked there for years because they train nearby. Gettelfinger apologized for the unpatriotic ambush after the Michigan press played the story, but the Marines said they would find alternative parking. “In trying to stiff the Marines, the union signaled that its petty political concerns trump the needs of the armed forces and the sanctity of the voting booth,” wrote Daniel Howes in the Detroit News.

NO BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT FROM BENEFIT MANAGEMENT COMPANY
It appears that Michigan employee-benefits firm Benefit Management Administrators Inc. needs help managing its own employees. The company fired Suzette Boler for, among other things, taking too much time to say goodbye to her husband who left to fight in Iraq, according to an Associated Press story. The poorly timed pink slip fueled public outrage forcing the company to lock its doors and turn off its phones. When the company’s founder responded to TV station Channel 8 in Grand Rapids, he compounded the blunder by pressing additional complaints against Boler to justify her firing.
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