It’s DoD Opening and Closing Your Garage Door
Nobody told me my opener was unlicensed: In another instance of Homeland Insecurity, Congress has asked the General Accounting Office to investigate the Department of Defense’s recent deployment of Land Mobile Radios to military bases around the country. Seems the LMRs operate in the same frequency range as garage door openers.
According to the GAO, there have been between 1,300 and 10,000, but probably more, complaints from consumers in the vicinity of military bases because of interference with the operation of their electronic garage doors. Unfortunately for folks either locked in the garage or whose garage doors open unexpectedly, they’re just going to have to get used to it.
According to Federal Communications Commission regulations, garage door openers are unlicensed devices that use the 380-399.9 MHz signal range. The DoD is, of course, licensed to use that range, though it has only started to do so since deploying the Land Mobile Radios.
Sez DoD to the garage-door impaired: “My clicker trumps your clicker!”

Worst of the worst: Whether through gross negligence or malfeasance (or both, probably), President Bush has driven the country into a war that has caused the deaths and dismemberments of tens of thousands U.S. service personnel and innocent Iraqi babies, children and men and women – at a financial cost of $250 billion (that we know of). No other president has anything like this besmirchment on his record.
