I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented myself from Christian assemblies.
— Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father
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Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
You’ve got nerve making up lies about Ben Franklin! Heretic! You should be arrested or something. EVERYBODY knows that our founders created a Christian nation with Christian values, ’cause somebody told me that it’s true. When us Christians take our God-given place as rulers of this country, you will pay for your apostacy. I’m calling Mitt Romney right now!