So the speaker let a predator of teenage boys run loose in the House and then very clumsily tried to cover it up, the president still believes Denny is a good man.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
TROUBLE IS! BUSH–no pres.—but a ROGUE (stole both elections) would think that a DOG TIRD is a GOOD MAN! That is how much sense he has and how much HE CARES!
Dear c:
I believe turd is spelled T-U-R-D, but you make some good points.
HEY REALLY LOOK AT THIS PIC!!! IT LOOKS LIKE TO BIG STACKS OF SHIT AND THE ONE ON THE RIGHT CREATING THE BIGGEST STINK! NEITHER WORTH A SHIT!