Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Dude! … Like we so did such as well..!! Only we then filled the laundry shoot with
some bodatious chronic power puffings having hooked up the vacuum cleaner exhaust
to the business-end of the gulf bag! Like, the whole dorm was hot boxed and made
righteous by un-calculable degree! We totally were doing our part to turn our crib
on the map most decidedly green…! Peace out home free….! :^)