Glenn Beck, a less entertaining copycat of comedian Rush Limbaugh, has likened his role in the noise machine to that of a rodeo clown. Listen to him clowning around on his radio show last week:
BECK: I don’t want to sound like the old ball-and-chain guy, but Hillary Clinton cannot be elected president because — am I wrong in feeling, am I the only one in America that feels this way? — that there’s something about her vocal range. There’s something about her voice that just drives me — it’s not what she says, it’s how she says it. She is like the stereotypical — excuse the expression, but this is the way to — she’s the stereotypical bitch, you know what I mean? She’s that stereotypical, nagging, [unintelligible], you know what I mean? And she doesn’t have to be saying — she could be saying happy things, but after four years, don’t you think every man in America will go insane? Is it just me? I mean, I know this is horrible to say, but I mean it not — I would say this if she were Condi Rice and she sounded like that. Condi Rice doesn’t have that grate to her voice. You know what I need to do? I need to talk to a vocal expert, because there is a range in women’s voices that experts say is just the chalk, I mean, the fingernails on the blackboard. And I don’t know if she’s using that range or what it is, but I’ve heard her in speeches where I can’t take it.
It is hard to believe this guy is married but, according to his bio at Wikipedia, Glenn Beck is in his second marriage. He is also a former drug addict and an alcoholic, as well as a lapsed Catholic who is now a Mormon.
In addition to his radio show, Beck also hosts an hour-long show every weekday on CNN Headline News.
How old is this goof? Four? Nice contribution to intelligent political discourse.