Just before the president’s news conference at 11AM PST, the CNN crawl announced that the network was calling the election for Democrat Jon Tester in Montana. Sen. Conrad Burns will face the rest of the Abramoff inquiry without the comfort and privilege of his U.S. Senate seat.
If they are right, there will be 50 Democrats, for certain — and if Webb prevails in Virginia, there will be 51.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
