Breaking news on MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough show just now: Mike Viqueira of NBC News says that the House GOP leaders had a crisis conference call yesterday to deal with apparently credible stories that Mark Foley arrived at the male page’s dorm on Capitol Hill in a very drunken state one night and had to be escorted away by congressional security. The date of the alleged incident and other details are unclear.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
