Rove Denies Holding Exorcism in His White House Office

“If the story is true … they sure did exorcise any lingering competence right out of the building.”
— Spokesman for Sen. Clinton

According to a new book, when Karl Rove moved into his office in the White House, he held an exorcism conducted by three clergy members to cleanse the place of evil spirits.

Whose spirit had the big bad bully spooked? That of the office’s previous occupant, First Lady Hillary Clinton:

“I talked to Karl; he said it’s not true and, beyond that, he will have no comment,” White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said.

Clinton smiled and shook her head in disbelief Wednesday when asked about the tale, which appears in “The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master Plan for Absolute Power,” by James Moore and Wayne Slater. “I’m speechless,” she finally said, heading toward a Senate elevator.

Later, Clinton spokesman Philippe Reines quipped, “If the story is true … they sure did exorcise any lingering competence right out of the building.”

Trish has more on Rove’s White House exorcism here.

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6 thoughts on “Rove Denies Holding Exorcism in His White House Office”

  1. Can’t believe that.
    Heard that Karl pours two tablespoons of evil on his Rice Krispies every morning.

  2. Karl Rove is an avowed agnostic who loathes the Right Wing Christians he manipulates for election victories. He spits out their kool-aid and calls them names behind their backs…so the story is either false because he wouldn’t buy into the whole exorcism thing or it is true and he was just doing it to placate those he manipulates so well.

  3. I’m sure he did do it, as a joke. Was his buddy, georgie, there too? What a miserable excuse for a human being!

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