How elections are stolen:
[Every] single donor to the Luzerne Co, PA Green Party’s effort to secure a ballot spot for candidate Carl Romanelli — every single one — was a conservative Republican. Sorry — all but one. Romanelli wrote himself a check. For $30.00.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
MORE BUSHIT!