Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
Stephen Colbert’s Kung Fu sarcasm is no match for my Shaolin ‘shameless fighting boar’ technique. See, I can do it while faking Dick Cheney’s grin…
Come on Scotty, hold still and let me move…otherwise you won’t find out why they call me TurdBlossom before you go.
I’m gonna go back
Come and take me there
I’m gonna go back
Anything beyond compare
“Butt To Butt Recuscitation,” by Georhe Clinton and the Funkadelics
Butt me up, Scotty!
“Scotty, see if you can’t help me get a little santorum flowing back there, it really turns jeff gannon on. I want to show him why we gave him those phony press credentials.”
Could Rome be burning once again?
Found this on Billmon:
http://billmon.org/archives/002416.html
Through the pages of history we have learned,
Nero boogied while Rome was burned.
When you do the boogie you feel real great,
They even boogied at the Watergate.
It’s a boogie thing,
It’s a boogie thing,
It’s a boogie thing,
Boogie all night long.
The James Cotton Blues Band
Boogie Thing
1974