Getty images caught Vice President Dick Cheney napping as other administration officials left a briefing by President Bush and Chinese leader Hu Jintao.
The New York Post featured the image prominently in today’s edition, with a caption explaining, “The veep’s people later insisted he was reading his notes, but if you ask us, it sure looks as if he’s dreaming of quail hunting – and maybe bagging some birds this time.”
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Of course he is sleeping. Nodded off in a blink. No dreams here–blanked out, like the administration to which he belongs. Hey, so what? The guy needs to retire and take a long rest, but he’s the only thing between George and Catastrophe, so be glad he’s getting some rest.