White House spokesman Scott McClellan has resigned after years of prissily and combatively spouting half- and zero-truth statements on behalf of President Bush.
But, hey, don’t you worry about Scotty. There’s a world of possibilites in Republican politics for experienced liars.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
