By Ian Adams, via McSweeney’s: 
- He wouldn’t be able to give away high-ranking administration positions to his former co-workers. They’re all dead.
- Children and foreign dignitaries would be more comfortable during photo ops.
- He isn’t always a sinister villain.
- If he had to hide in a series of underground bunkers, he could draw on over 70 years of experience with being buried.
- Grinning skull face a more convincing sign of goodwill.
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