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Jon Stewart Compares Beck-Palin Interview to Hannibal Lector Grilling Agent Starling
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
This is so funny. She looks like she is thinking..omg this guy is a real lunatic..!
Crap, I think I did it wrong…