A Political Cover Song for Our Times: ‘Keep on Lying, Mitt Romney’
An adaptation of “Keep on Rockin’ Me, Baby,” by Rocky Mountain Mike for the Stephanie Miller Show that you will hear playing in your head every time you hear Mitt Romney speak.
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
