Rush Gets Off
Radio comedian Rush Limbaugh got his money’s worth by hiring attorney Roy Black. After a three year investigation into Limbaugh’s addiction to barbituates, Black struck a plea bargain with Palm Beach, Florida, authorities. Limbaugh essentially gets off with a slap on the wrist. He has to pay a fine and go to rehab for 18 months and then his record will be cleared.
This would have never happened to a regular person, of course — mainly because most people wouldn’t be able to afford to buy downers at the volume Limbaugh did.
Update: There’s a web poll up at the Palm Beach Post that asks, “Did Rush Limbaugh get off too easily?” The poll is being freeped so that “No” is leading handily. If you have a moment for anti-freeping, go there and vote “yes.”


