Sorrier Than Sorry
If Fox News Hasn’t offended you lately, don’t worry,
It’ll soon find the low point in the cable-news slurry.
Smith called Robin a coward
To help fill the news hour,
And as Shep himself said, he “couldn’t be more sorry.”
If Fox News Hasn’t offended you lately, don’t worry,
It’ll soon find the low point in the cable-news slurry.
Smith called Robin a coward
To help fill the news hour,
And as Shep himself said, he “couldn’t be more sorry.”
Remember when she was armed, dangerous, in flannel?
Well now she’s assumed the news reporter’s mantel.
So we can be perpetually annoyed
By someone who’s actually unemployed.
Just tune in to the new Sarah Palin Channel.
Poor Attorney General Eric Holder,
The media elite gave him the cold shoulder.
They refused to confer,
Unless it’s on the record.
What’d you expect from a pissed-off press, Mister Holder?
Media coverage of the Boston bombing was simply the worst.
CNN was just wrong and the Post should be cursed.
In reaching for glory,
They mangled the story,
Forgetting that it’s better to be right than to be first.
We all know that hurricanes can be mean,
But that doesn’t excuse the hype ’round Irene.
From reporters in wet slickers
To bombastic news tickers,
We all suffered from that post-traumatic Katrina meme.
As the News Corp. scandal unfolds, we take stock
Of whose phone got hacked, who got clocked.
Old Rupe tries to parry
By saying he’s sorry —
But really, what’s an apology worth from a Murdoch?