For Donald Trump, the title “commander-in-chief” has no limits,
And so he thinks he has the naval knowledge of an Admiral Nimitz.
He wants to reposition conning towers
And go steampunk for aircraft throwers,
But he should stick to ballroom design and keep his mitts off battleships.
U.S. Naval Academy Commandant (at minute 02:15): Today we showed the resolve of the United States. Today we made a statement to the world — that you can hit us, you can knock us down, but we’re going to get up, and when we do, we’re going to kick your ass!
The National Journal has a story up about the SEALs who accomplished the mission:
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
