Trump's stupidity Archives

Donald Trump, Historian, on the Battle of Gettysburg

April 17, 2024April 18, 2024 Buck Banks

Randall Stephens did the only logical thing one could do with Donald Trump’s comments on the Battle of Gettysburg — turn them into a minute-long video with sight gags and sound effects to highlight his “very stable genius” insights and then post it to X:

The only sensible thing to do with Trump's "Gettysburg, Wow" speech in Pennsylvania was to make a one-minute documentary film of it. These are all his real words. I added some "bing bongs" at the start. "Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill." #FunWithPhotoshop pic.twitter.com/xFQffyCa37

— Randall Stephens (@Randall_Stps) April 16, 2024

Never fight uphill, me boys!

Dimond Says Trump Comments on Default Irresponsible

May 12, 2023 Buck Banks

“Anyone who’s anyone knows that is potentially catastrophic.”

— JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon criticized former President Trump for suggesting that a default was acceptable in Wednesday night’s CNN town hall.

Idiot-In-Chief

January 13, 2020 Buck Banks

His instances of idiocy are as frequent as they are egregious,
But with his Iranian adventure his stupidity’s turned grievous.
Trump’s a world-class lie-teller,
Though not much of a speller —
When asked what his middle initial J stood for, he said, “Genius.”

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Donald Trump, Historian, on the Battle of Gettysburg

Dimond Says Trump Comments on Default Irresponsible

“Anyone who’s anyone knows that is potentially catastrophic.”

— JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon criticized former President Trump for suggesting that a default was acceptable in Wednesday night’s CNN town hall.

Idiot-In-Chief

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Rick Wilson

— Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) on the “resign or be fired” ultimatum from the GOP’s Freedom Caucus just 174 days into his tenure as sp[eaker, reported by Punchbowl News.

“Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head droops for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open.”

— Law360 reports from the second day of Donald Trump’s “hush money” criminal trial.

— Jonathan Last

“He’s f**king crazy! The press often will ask me if I think Donald Trump is crazy. And I’ll say it this way: I don’t think he’s so crazy that you could put him in a mental institution. But I think if he were in one, he ain’t getting out!”

— New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R), quoted by the Associated Press two years ago. Sununu is now backing Trump for president.

Numerati

$71.1 million to $45.2 million

56% to 37%

270,000

50 of 96

New York Times: “Of the 96 possible jurors brought into the room, more than 50 raised their hands to say they couldn’t be fair. They were immediately excused.”

20%