Tag: Trump’s golfing
Trump Won’t Be Allowed Into Scotland to Play Golf
“Coming to play golf is not what I would consider to be an essential purpose.”
— Nicola Sturgeon, the first minister of Scotland, said President Trump will not be allowed to visit the country to play golf during Joe Biden’s inauguration, as reports indicated he was planning, the Independent reports. Given the global pandemic, Sturgeon stressed it is currently illegal to travel in or out of the country without a valid reason.
Trump’s Golf Has Coist Taxpares $102 Million
$102 million
“Donald Trump’s golf habit has already cost taxpayers at least $102 million in extra travel and security expenses, and next month will achieve a new milestone: a seven-figure presidential visit to another country so he can play at his own course,” the HuffPost reports.
Surprise! Trump Cheats at Golf
“He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching and he cheats when they aren’t. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to cheat.”
— Rick Reilly in the new book, “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump,” on President Trump.
The Bum’s a Simulacrum!
It’s hard for Trump to visit Mar-a-Lago or Bedminster,
So he bought a golf simulator so his game doesn’t wither.
His swing he refines
During Executive Time,
While simultaneously playing on his presidency simulator.