Trump can’t help acting like a sap
And creating a witness-tampering flap.
But now he’s left us mystified
By saying he’s willing to testify.
Hey, whatever happened to fear of a perjury trap?
The first impeachment hearing was a right-wing pile-on,
With Fox New’s performance one Trump would certainly smile on.
It’s most effective tactic
Was to dump live on-screen graphics
That turned once-objective chyrons into Trumpian lie-ons.