i Know Where
Somehow I feel like I’m never alone.
I can feel the invisible eyes of someone.
Jobs says, “Don’t be scared,
We know you’re there —
You’re just being stalked by your iPhone.”
Poetic Justice
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
