Recruiting the Jews
It’s just not the same without Michele Bachmann running.
We certainly do miss her constant dumber and dumbing.
But it’s OK,
She’s found her way —
She’s now campaigning for Jesus Christ’s Second Coming.
Tag: Rapture
Bachmann: The End Times Are Near
We recognize the shortness of the hour. And that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.
— Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), calling for converting as many people as possible to Christianity because Jesus is “coming soon,” The Hill reports.
Five Months Off
That Harold Camping’s a son of a gun.
With his Rapture talk he’s having some fun.
Was he wrong? He won’t say,
About the twenty-first of May,
But now he says it’s October twenty-one!
Rapture’s Bright Side
The Bible-bangers went and made a prediction
That tomorrow at 6 comes salvation.
For those of our kind
Who will be left behind,
Why, we’ll just enjoy a world with no Christians.
