Whip ‘Em Good
Pussy Riot’s not one of my favorite musical acts,
But I’m not sure they deserve such violent attacks.
Only in Russia could they have perfected
Such an esoteric corrective —
Being beaten with horsewhips … by Cossacks.
Poetic Justice
For Christmas, it’s a blanket pardon for Hunter,
And that’s torn the whole political world asunder.
Everybody’s mad at Joe Biden
For doing some lyin’,
But that’s just one for old Joe and 30,573 for the Trumpster.
