Inside the Terminal
It’s a new era, and reporters are bolder.
What’s “private” now is in the eye of the beholder.
So don’t express your views
Or consume the wrong news,
‘Cause Bloomberg’s looking over your shoulder.
Poetic Justice
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
