Out of Spite
We’re all talking about Sarah Palin — still.
We’ve speculated on whether she’ll run till we’re ill.
It’s no longer any fun,
Tea Partiers don’t even want her to run!
Which is why, out of spite, she probably will …
Tag: Palin
Straight to VHS
At self-promotion, Sarah Palin is a natch,
Her ability to hog the limelight’s unmatched.
She’s got chutzpah and aplomb,
But her documentary’s a bomb —
Instead of “The Undefeated,” it’s “The Unwatched.”
Of Questionable Seriousness
Ed Rollins made Sarah Palin furious
With a remark that she claims was spurious.
When she demanded a retraction,
Ed sprang into action,
Admitting that she’s SERIOUSLY not serious.
Orwell’d Be Proud
Their approach to the facts is expedient,
And they share her disdain for the media.
Now Sarah Palin’s version of history
Will not long be a mystery —
Her followers are rewriting Revere’s ride on Wikipedia!
Fake Four Eyes
It’s true — Sarah Palin tries harder.
She got Lasik surgery from her eye doctor.
But according to her leaked book,
It’s still all about the look —
She wears glasses to make her “look smarter.”
All About Branding
She’s earned a well-deserved reputation for her snark.
She’s a momma grizz whose bite’s worse than her bark.
You can tell by her conduct
She considers herself a product,
Which is why Sarah Palin‘s been trademarked.
NM02: Palin’s Pick Pearce Promotes Birther Lie That Obama Made Illegal Visit to Pakistan in College
Steve Pearce, the GOP-tea party candidate for the House 2nd District seat in New Mexico, is in a tight race with freshman Democratic Rep. Harry Teague. The race is one of the 37 Democratic seats Real Clear Politics has designated a toss-up this year. Teague won the seat last time with a robust 56 percent to 44 percent margin — despite the fact that McCain-Palin won the district handily.
Like Sarah Palin, Pearce is a birther. He is also either an idiot who believes what he reads in right-wing junk emails or, if he knowingly bases his campaign talking points on spurious facts in these spurious emails, he is, like Palin, a liar:
STEVE PEARCE: My position is that Barack Obama raised the most significant questions himself. He said, after he came to the U.S., that he traveled to Pakistan. Now at the point that he traveled to Pakistan it was not legal to go there with a U.S. passport. And so he, himself, raised the greatest questions. I think that those questions need to be asked.
In fact, that particular lie was given a “Pants on Fire” rating by nonpartisan Politifact.
Former Swimsuit Competition Winner Criticizes Magazine Model
“Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies – those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.” – Miss Wasilla, Alaska 1984, Sarah Palin.
Palin was reacting to ex-future-son-in-law Levi Johnston’s assertion that, “There are some things that I have that are huge,” by which the recently contracted Playgirl centerfold meant not what you’re thinking, but rather that he knows facts about Sarah Palin that would hurt her politically.
