New Year’s Here
As the Republican lunatic primary gathers steam,
We say good riddance to weird and whacky 2015.
But in case you’re crystal-balling,
I don’t think I’d be calling
For a return to normalcy and sanity in 2016.
Poetic Justice
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
