Morsi or Less?
We pity Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi,
A nice Muslim guy trying to run his country.
The Arab spring
Didn’t do a thing
To distinguish between Egyptian democracy and anarchy.
Poetic Justice
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
