Done In In Berlin
As Trump’s special advisor, Ivanka should show some aptitude,
But at a women’s conference in Berlin she ran out of latitude.
When she characterized her father
As a woman “empowerer,”
The German crowd just hissed and booed.
Poetic Justice
Republican lawmakers are so performative, they’re artsy,
But as for governing, they’re not much of a party.
Though they’re ignoble and sophomoric,
They occasionally do the historic.
Like the firing of a House Speaker — lying Kevin McCarthy.
