Where Melania Trump gets her Xmas decorating ideas no one knows,
But she “worked her arse off” though no one “gives a fuck” — so it goes.
Themed “Home is where the heart is,”
It’s tacky, shallow and tasteless,
Highlighted by a portrait of Donald Trump (his mug shot, of course) made from Legos.
Melania Trump broke protocol to draft a personal note to Putin
In which she didn’t mention the Ukranian shootin’.
She wrote about a world full of dignity,
She wrote about peace, the future, purity.
The letter undoubtably flattered, but indubitably didn’t move him.
A Trump-worshipping self-described “prophet” declared to his YouTube congregants in late June that that people with “slotted eyes” are possessed by Satan in his guise as the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve.
“[If] you’ll look at the eyes, you’ll notice they’re serpent’s pupils, their slotted pupils… that slotted serpent’s eye,” Robin Bullock said in his “The Eleventh Hour” cult service on June 23, 2013. “It’s because we’re back at that place where Satan is trying to offer the world that their eyes may be open, but it’s not King James anymore—it’s woke.”
If you thought last year’s White House Xmas decorations were bizarre, take a look at the 2018 version. This photo was posted on Twitter by CBS News White House Correspondent Mark Knoller.
The trees are as red as the MAGA hat atop Trump’s farthest right supporters, as red as any communist in Putin’s Red Square, as red as the blood on Trump’s hands for selling more arms to the Saudis to use on the masses they are starving in Yemen.
But the comments on the trees are helping us look on the lighter side, starting with this PhotoShop effort from @chatelainedc:
For Donald Trump, media manipulation is almost a reflex,
Which is how we got to his latest diversion: TrumpRx.
It’s certainly not an affordability solution,
But it is a rather effective prescription
To divert attention away from the Epstein files and illegal sex.
