Tag: Melania Trump
Trumpian Irony on the Way to Court
“I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday. It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial.”
— Donald Trump, walking into the courthouse. Trump is literally in court because he was unfaithful to Melania.
Trump Cult Pastor Inadvertently Claims Melania’s Slotted Eyes Means She’s Possessed by Demonic ‘Serpent Spirt’
A Trump-worshipping self-described “prophet” declared to his YouTube congregants in late June that that people with “slotted eyes” are possessed by Satan in his guise as the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve.
“[If] you’ll look at the eyes, you’ll notice they’re serpent’s pupils, their slotted pupils… that slotted serpent’s eye,” Robin Bullock said in his “The Eleventh Hour” cult service on June 23, 2013. “It’s because we’re back at that place where Satan is trying to offer the world that their eyes may be open, but it’s not King James anymore—it’s woke.”
Trumps Don’t Acknowledge Their Wedding Anniversary
15th
Yesterday was Donald and Melania Trump’s 15th wedding anniversary, but Kate Bennett noticed that neither has ever said anything about their anniversary publicly since Trump took office.
Melania’s Blood Red Xmas Trees Earning Hilarious Tweets
If you thought last year’s White House Xmas decorations were bizarre, take a look at the 2018 version. This photo was posted on Twitter by CBS News White House Correspondent Mark Knoller.
The trees are as red as the MAGA hat atop Trump’s farthest right supporters, as red as any communist in Putin’s Red Square, as red as the blood on Trump’s hands for selling more arms to the Saudis to use on the masses they are starving in Yemen.
But the comments on the trees are helping us look on the lighter side, starting with this PhotoShop effort from @chatelainedc:
Melania Ignores Husband’s Multiple Infidelities
”I’m a mother and a first lady, and I have much more important things to think about and to do.”
— First lady Melania Trump, brushing aside allegations of infidelity on her husband’s part, telling ABC News that she has no time for what she calls media speculation and gossip.
Pics of Melania Bring $100k to Trumps
$100,000
“Since her husband took office Melania Trump has earned six figures from an unusual deal with a photo agency in which major media organizations have indirectly paid the Trump family despite a requirement that the photos be used only in positive coverage,” NBC News reports. “President Donald Trump’s most recent financial disclosure reveals that in 2017 the first lady earned at least $100,000 from Getty Images for the use of any of a series of 187 photos of the first family shot between 2010 and 2016 by Belgian photographer Regine Mahaux … More problematic for the many news organizations that have published or broadcast the images, however, is that Getty’s licensing agreement stipulates the pictures can be used in ‘positive stories only.’”
The First Lady Is Missing
15
“First lady Melania Trump, who spent five nights in the hospital following a kidney procedure, has been out of public view for 15 days running — an unusually long absence even for a first lady who relishes life outside the spotlight,” the Washington Post reports.
Inaugural Committee Paid Melania’s Pal $26 Million
$26 million
“President Trump’s inaugural committee paid nearly $26 million to an event planning firm started by an adviser to First Lady Melania Trump, while donating $5 million — less than expected — to charity,” the New York Times reports.
Dragging Her Heels
Once upon a time, they were a veritable portrait of love,
But now the Trumps seem to be stuck in different grooves.
After school’s out for Barron,
She’ll decamp to Washington,
But apparently Melania is not in a hurry to move.
