Tag: Media

Life’s made up of valleys and peaks,
When it’s the TRUTH for which one seeks.
But when it comes to the war
Search blindly no more —
Just navigate over to Wikileaks.

We knew it right from the start,
He was born with mean genes and no heart.
He edits creatively
Dependably deceptively,
And there’s a special spot in hell for Breitbart.

How did he feel when he got off the phone,
After the President ordered him home?
I bet General Stanley McChrystal
Felt regretful and wishful
He’d never said what he said in the pages of the Rolling Stone.

Sometimes when you’re upset by the news,
It’s not wise to reveal your own views.
Old Helen Thomas
Got handed her ass
For making remarks about Jews.

It’s an idea I’m really not sold on,
Besides, Katie Couric already did one.
I’ll skip The Early Show
‘Cause I don’t need to know
The inside of Harry Smith’s colon.

While watching the academy awards,
The elegantly coiffed beaux and broads,
I wasn’t excited,
Or thrilled or delighted.
I was just so incredibly — bored.