Hold the Fries
Just days after Trump cooked some fries at Micky D’s
There followed an outbreak of deadly e.coli disease.
Is it just a coincidence
Or just another incidence
Of Trump spreading his special brand of skeeze?
Poetic Justice
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
