Newt Gingrich defines marriage as being between a man and woman who doesn’t have cancer.
Pete Nicely, tweeting as @LOLGOP
Good news gay people! Former Pres. Bill Clinton is finally feelin’ your pain. And while we love the former president, and totally respect the longevity of his marriage, and fully realize that the only ones who know what’s really going on in a relationship are the two people in it…Well, still, as far as him making any statements on marriage…Just saying.