Hang ‘Em High
Florida politicians give us memorable quotations,
Though some are almost too bizarre to mention.
Like candidate Joshua Black,
Who just happens to be black,
Who said he wants to take Obama out and lynch him.
Poetic Justice
Republican lawmakers are so performative, they’re artsy,
But as for governing, they’re not much of a party.
Though they’re ignoble and sophomoric,
They occasionally do the historic.
Like the firing of a House Speaker — lying Kevin McCarthy.
