Hang ‘Em High
Florida politicians give us memorable quotations,
Though some are almost too bizarre to mention.
Like candidate Joshua Black,
Who just happens to be black,
Who said he wants to take Obama out and lynch him.
Poetic Justice
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
