Tag: libertarian

I’m not going to assert he’s insane,
But we need to make Rand Paul explain
How he’ll fulfill his intent
To become president,
By voting against aiming lasers at planes.

It seems laser pointers create danger
When pointed at a cockpit in range, sir.
But Rand Paul’s a contrarian
And an ardent Libertarian —
The gubmint can’t tell HIM where to point his laser!