Kristi Noem Archives

Kristi Noem Wants a New Plane, Too

May 17, 2025 Buck Banks

$50 million

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has requested a $50 million in the Coast Guard budget for a new Gulfstream 5 for her personal travel, The Hill reports.

Must-See ICE TV
Audition for rendition ...

May 17, 2025 Buck Banks

As each Trump Cabinet of Deplorables member knows,
It’s not how well you do, but how low you’ll go.
ICE Barbie Kristi Noem wants desperate immigrants
To become desperate game-show contestants
Starring in an ICE-sponsored citizenship reality-TV show.

Trump’s Barbie Doll

April 18, 2025April 23, 2025 Buck Banks

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is tawdry and blowzy,
She treats her cabinet post less like a job and more like a hobby.
She likes to play dress-up
In all manner of getups,
Which has earned her the apt and fitting nickname, “ICE Barbie.”

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Banished from 20% of South Dakota

May 13, 2024 Buck Banks

20%

“South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned from entering nearly 20% of her state after two more tribes banished her this week over comments she made earlier this year about tribal leaders benefitting from drug cartels,” CBS News reports.

Romney: I’m No Noem!

May 2, 2024 Buck Banks

Tag: Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem Wants a New Plane, Too

$50 million

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has requested a $50 million in the Coast Guard budget for a new Gulfstream 5 for her personal travel, The Hill reports.

Must-See ICE TV
Audition for rendition ...

Audition for rendition ...

Trump’s Barbie Doll

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Banished from 20% of South Dakota

20%

“South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned from entering nearly 20% of her state after two more tribes banished her this week over comments she made earlier this year about tribal leaders benefitting from drug cartels,” CBS News reports.

Romney: I’m No Noem!

“I didn’t eat my dog. I didn’t shoot my dog. I loved my dog, and my dog loved me.”

— Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT), quoted by HuffPost, dismissing comparisons to Gov. Kristi Noem (R).

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Donald Trump, at a rally in Pennsylvania last night.

“Please send Trump to every single House swing district. He is so out of touch and in the fantasy bubble you created that he will help Dems flip the House even more.”

— Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) issued a plea to the White House.

“NATO calls me Daddy.”

— President Trump, quoted by Axios.

Numerati

31%

45%

Forty-five percent of small-business owners in the U.S. said inflation was their biggest challenge, according to a survey by the Chamber of Commerce, Axios reports.

45 Minutes

17%

11.6 Million Voters