That asshat liar JD Vance never ceases to amaze ya,
But he seems to have caught some of Trump’s aphasia.
While doubling down
On his lies about Springfield town,
He said cat-eating immigrants are from a place called “Haitia.”
JD Vance likes to tell those “useful lies,”
The ones guaranteed to draw the media’s eyes.
His whoppers about cat-eating Haitians
He peddled to a disbelieving nation,
Kind of like “Hillbilly Elegy,” the memoir he fictionalized.
We’ve heard some crazy from Marjorie Taylor Greene,
But her latest conspiracy is the craziest we’ve yet seen.
Nuttier than Jewish space lasers,
She now says Dems control the weather,
And to hurt red states, they created Hurricane Helene.
